Harry Potter has got the ginger fever

Hi world.

Yeah, I’m really good at this whole blog thing.  Rarely posting and kind of not checking in other people's post.  Actually my posting follows the moon cycles (or maybe it’s the Twilight t movie premiers)

Well, today I left work early.  My stomach is super pissed off and I've got a major headache.  Acid reflux tries to be my best friend, but I don't want it to.  It sucks.  Acid reflux, for you unfamiliar with this little bastard, is caused by everything you love:  Caffeine, Spicy foods, Deep-fried food, Drinking, Smoking and Buffets.  It basically says I can't go to the Golden Coral anymore.  Meaning I can't go on any my more first dates.  I'm no weatherman, but it feels like there is a shit storm in my body. Oh yeah, one of the symptoms of acid reflux is "elevated hormone levels during pregnancy".  Have you ever had lava come out of your ass?

Now on to more important news.  I bought 4lbs of green coffee beans: 2 from Panama (cupping score: 8.9/10) and 2 from Kenya (cupping score: 9.3/10).  It's a hobby I tried to do last year, but never could do it because I never bought any of the stuff for it.  Kind of just forgot about it and went on with my life.  I do that a lot with like everything. One time I bought one of those teddy bear cheese dispensers, then never got any cheese.  Yeah, it happens and I don't own a damn cow or a goat.  Been thinking about getting a goat.  Probably keep him in the back yard where he can cut the lawn and eat old beer cans.  Sorry goat, but you got to work for the badass life I'm about to give you.

Who's watching Walking Dead on AMC?  Do it!  Think of each episode as a lesson in life and the undead.  You'll need them, trust me.  Also I think a zombie who was a former UFC fighter would be very hard to beat.  John McClane would also be difficult to beat.

Question:  When and why did people start nicknaming the brain a noodle?  I'm Italian and I know noodles, and there is no resemblances at all.

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That’s shtick, bye.