Bigons are bullshit

Halloween is supposed to be scary, but it isn't scary at all.  People have lost sight of its true meaning: Death and making kids cry!  Now people just take Halloween as a day to dress really scanky.  Where's the goblin, vampires, and werewolves. I'll tell you where, in the movies making out with each other and showing off their cleavage and causing inter-species drama.  I don't think parents understand that Twilight is teaching their kids bestiality and pedophilia.  He's a fuckin 200 years older than her, that's some serious shit.  Ok, whatever.  I don’t see how that is ok when I still get bad looks from every parent at a park.

I have to work on Turkey day.  Good thing I already celebrated.  Earlier in the month of october, I really craved some Turkey.  And instead of staring at the object I loathed (i can be creepy), I took my two hands and made something happen.  That's right, I smoked that bad boy for 8 hours and had myself, and a few friends, a good ol' Thanksgiving dinner equipped with cranberry sauce, tators, chicken salad, and stuffed mushrooms!  Yummy Yummy

Ok big news, here it goes.  Got a new car.  I know, finally.   It's a 2006 VW Jetta and things work in it.  For all you who don't know, I've had the same old car since I was 15 years old.  A 1993 Mazda protege with god know hows many miles (cause the odometer broke) and a lot of non-working buttons.
In memory of my car, AKA mobmobile, here's some times we shared that I will never forget:

• Setting my grandma's throw pillow on fire which in turn set my backseat on fire
• Rolling around downtown with hubcap spinners while jamming the new kylie minogue single
• Battle of the ants
• Sex Ghosts fogging up my window
• Homer going gangster
• Dashboard Jesus turning albino
• Always getting the attention of the ladies by the screeching sounds it made.

Goodbye car, you will be missed.  People at work are actually considering buying you off me to shoot you with their big guns.  That might just be your fate.  Sorry about that.

Question:  Did you ever own a pair of Moon Shoes or Heelys?
I had heelies with with ABEC-7 wheels.  Booyah!